Your resume,honestly roasted.
Upload your resume for an exhaustive, section-by-section roast — recruiter thoughts, ATS risks, dimension scores, and prioritized fixes.
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How it works
What you get
Six-second skim narrative
See exactly what a recruiter thinks in the first pass — before they decide to keep reading or move on.
10+ deep section burns
Multi-paragraph roasts with evidence quotes, recruiter inner monologue, and a fix hint per burn.
Recovery plan & rewrites
A step-by-step roadmap to make it hireable, plus before/after bullet rewrites pulled from your resume.
Worst offenders & ATS risks
Exact phrases that hurt you, plus parser risks so you know what machines and humans both hate.
Three steps · deep roast
From upload to full autopsy
- 01
Upload your resume
PDF, DOCX, or TXT — no job description needed.
- 02
Pick a role track
Shapes the humor and what counts as a buzzword vs. proof.
- 03
Read the full roast
Scorecard, six-second scan, deep burns, ATS concerns, and prioritized fixes.
What you get
Six-second skim narrative
See exactly what a recruiter thinks in the first pass — before they decide to keep reading or move on.
10+ deep section burns
Multi-paragraph roasts with evidence quotes, recruiter inner monologue, and a fix hint per burn.
Recovery plan & rewrites
A step-by-step roadmap to make it hireable, plus before/after bullet rewrites pulled from your resume.
Worst offenders & ATS risks
Exact phrases that hurt you, plus parser risks so you know what machines and humans both hate.
Three steps · deep roast
From upload to full autopsy
- 01
Upload your resume
PDF, DOCX, or TXT — no job description needed.
- 02
Pick a role track
Shapes the humor and what counts as a buzzword vs. proof.
- 03
Read the full roast
Scorecard, six-second scan, deep burns, ATS concerns, and prioritized fixes.