Your resume, honestly roasted.
Upload your resume for an exhaustive, section-by-section roast - recruiter thoughts, ATS risks, dimension scores, and prioritized fixes.
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How it works
What you get
Six-second skim narrative
See what a recruiter thinks in the first pass, before they keep reading or move on.
10+ deep section burns
Multi-paragraph roasts with evidence quotes, recruiter inner monologue, and a fix hint per burn.
Recovery plan & rewrites
A step-by-step roadmap to make it hireable, plus before/after bullet rewrites pulled from your resume.
Worst offenders & ATS risks
Exact phrases that hurt you, plus parser risks so you know what machines and humans both hate.
Three steps · deep roast
From upload to full autopsy
- 01
Upload your resume
PDF, DOCX, or TXT - no job description needed.
- 02
Pick a role track
Shapes the humor and what counts as a buzzword vs. proof.
- 03
Read the full roast
Scorecard, six-second scan, deep burns, ATS concerns, and prioritized fixes.
Frequently asked questions
- What is a resume roast?
- An honest, section-by-section critique: recruiter skim narrative, dimension scores, ATS risks, prioritized fixes, and before/after bullet rewrites.
- Do I need a job description for a resume roast?
- No. Upload your resume and pick a role track - a job posting is optional.
- Is my resume roast saved or shared?
- Roast results stay in your browser session for that visit. PrepPilot does not publish or share your resume.